Faux lesbian UK glamour model / pointless celebrity nuisance Jodie Marsh made a rather grandiose arrival at Palace Nightclub in Navan at the weekend with all her bits almost hanging-out only barely secured with reams of tit-tape.

Covered in tattoos, hair extensions, false tan, half a ton of lip gloss, 32GG boobs, Broom Hilda eye makeup, and not much else – UK celebrity thingamajig Jodie Marsh gave a personal appearance at Palace nightclub