Heidi Montag looks just about ready to decapitate longtime boyfriend Spencer Pratt at their local pumpkin patch in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

The “Hills” co-star couple was on a mission to find some perfect pumpkins, though it seems Spencer found himself at the mercy of his girlfriend as he ended up in the stocks.

Laughing and playing all the way, the reality TV lovers looked like the picture of romantic bliss as they toted two large pumpkins each to the checkout line.